New Years Resolutions … To force the world to be a better place

1. To save more babies from the harmful effects of plastic, by starting my own line of wooden bottles.

2. To share my knowledge of the martial arts with more ladies. (What? There aren’t enough ninja women…)

3. To become a National Hero.


I hope your dreams too become a reality this year…I know mine will.

This is Ninja Bob saying, “Win in 2010”

My Wisdom

This is Bob reporting from my sweet sweet Snoozy...

I feel things are shifting and people/humans are in need of my wisdom.

If you have a question and are in need of an answer that is right, please comment or email me at ninjabobred@hotmail.com

"If you want wrong answers, don't ask me any question." - Bob

A poem.

Time is running like the wind,

And today I am faster than the wind,

I am already in tomorrow.

-Bob

I am Bob and this is my blog. I have some awesome thoughts, Jeremy agrees, and I hope to share them with those who don't... Why should you listen to me?

Reasons:

1. I am a cat, I would describe myself as a couger.
2. I am a Ninja

The end.