tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26353905967580833122011-10-16T22:56:25.450-07:00I am Bob. A ninja, a cat, a life saver...Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04919969610927084770noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2635390596758083312.post-78303021489886373062010-03-12T14:43:00.001-08:002010-03-12T14:59:05.100-08:00Lately I’ve been thinking of Donald Trump and Robin Hood , and how I could be more like them. So I have decided to work with the commoners for a short time. I’ve set my eyes on Farmers Markets, I feel this is what Mr. Trump and Mr. Hood would want me to do.<br /><br /> Many of you may not know this, but I am skilled in Copper polishing, with an expertise on copper shoe buckles. It is a lost art. Many people walk around these days with unpolished copper buckles, a travesty to us Polishers. <br /><br />So bring your buckets, buckles and bowls to Ninja Bob’s Copper Polishing stand, I’ll give them a righteous shine! <br /><br />- Ninja Bob <br /><br /><em>Update on Wooden Baby Bottle:<br />We are still working out the kinks of “Lip Splinters”, no fear though, I am still sanding and moving ahead.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2635390596758083312-7830302148988637306?l=bobredblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04919969610927084770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2635390596758083312.post-39707740767775041212010-01-04T20:38:00.000-08:002010-01-04T20:53:08.505-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong>1.</strong> To save more babies from the harmful effects of plastic, by starting my own line of wooden bottles.<br /><br /><strong>2.</strong> To share my knowledge of the martial arts with more ladies. (What? There aren’t enough ninja women…)<br /><br /><strong>3.</strong> To become a National Hero.<br /><br /><br />I hope your dreams too become a reality this year…I know mine will.<br /><br />This is Ninja Bob saying, “<strong>Win in 2010</strong>”</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2635390596758083312-3970774076777504121?l=bobredblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04919969610927084770noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2635390596758083312.post-61264353321663331012009-07-16T13:13:00.000-07:002009-07-16T13:18:01.690-07:00This is Bob reporting from my sweet sweet Snoozy...<br /><br />I feel things are shifting and people/humans are in need of my wisdom.<br /><br />If you have a question and are in need of an answer that is right, please comment or email me at <a href="mailto:ninjabobred@hotmail.com">ninjabobred@hotmail.com</a><br /><br />"If you want wrong answers, don't ask me any question." - Bob<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2635390596758083312-6126435332166333101?l=bobredblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04919969610927084770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2635390596758083312.post-7296662375909221652009-06-28T22:11:00.001-07:002009-06-28T22:13:01.834-07:00<em>Time is running like the wind,</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>And today I am faster than the wind,</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>I am already in tomorrow.</em><br /><em></em><br /><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">-Bob</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2635390596758083312-729666237590922165?l=bobredblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04919969610927084770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2635390596758083312.post-88452583092863751552009-06-15T00:15:00.000-07:002009-06-15T00:22:07.139-07:00I am Bob and this is my blog. I have some awesome thoughts, Jeremy agrees, and I hope to share them with those who don't... Why should you listen to me?<br /><br />Reasons:<br /><br />1. I am a cat, I would describe myself as a couger.<br />2. I am a Ninja<br /><br />The end.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2635390596758083312-8845258309286375155?l=bobredblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ninjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04919969610927084770noreply@blogger.com0