Bob Trump, my pursuit of wealth

Lately I’ve been thinking of Donald Trump and Robin Hood , and how I could be more like them. So I have decided to work with the commoners for a short time. I’ve set my eyes on Farmers Markets, I feel this is what Mr. Trump and Mr. Hood would want me to do.

Many of you may not know this, but I am skilled in Copper polishing, with an expertise on copper shoe buckles. It is a lost art. Many people walk around these days with unpolished copper buckles, a travesty to us Polishers.

So bring your buckets, buckles and bowls to Ninja Bob’s Copper Polishing stand, I’ll give them a righteous shine!

- Ninja Bob

Update on Wooden Baby Bottle:
We are still working out the kinks of “Lip Splinters”, no fear though, I am still sanding and moving ahead.

New Years Resolutions … To force the world to be a better place

1. To save more babies from the harmful effects of plastic, by starting my own line of wooden bottles.

2. To share my knowledge of the martial arts with more ladies. (What? There aren’t enough ninja women…)

3. To become a National Hero.


I hope your dreams too become a reality this year…I know mine will.

This is Ninja Bob saying, “Win in 2010”

My Wisdom

This is Bob reporting from my sweet sweet Snoozy...

I feel things are shifting and people/humans are in need of my wisdom.

If you have a question and are in need of an answer that is right, please comment or email me at ninjabobred@hotmail.com

"If you want wrong answers, don't ask me any question." - Bob

A poem.

Time is running like the wind,

And today I am faster than the wind,

I am already in tomorrow.

-Bob

I am Bob and this is my blog. I have some awesome thoughts, Jeremy agrees, and I hope to share them with those who don't... Why should you listen to me?

Reasons:

1. I am a cat, I would describe myself as a couger.
2. I am a Ninja

The end.