Bob Trump, my pursuit of wealth

Lately I’ve been thinking of Donald Trump and Robin Hood , and how I could be more like them. So I have decided to work with the commoners for a short time. I’ve set my eyes on Farmers Markets, I feel this is what Mr. Trump and Mr. Hood would want me to do.

Many of you may not know this, but I am skilled in Copper polishing, with an expertise on copper shoe buckles. It is a lost art. Many people walk around these days with unpolished copper buckles, a travesty to us Polishers.

So bring your buckets, buckles and bowls to Ninja Bob’s Copper Polishing stand, I’ll give them a righteous shine!

- Ninja Bob

Update on Wooden Baby Bottle:
We are still working out the kinks of “Lip Splinters”, no fear though, I am still sanding and moving ahead.

New Years Resolutions … To force the world to be a better place

1. To save more babies from the harmful effects of plastic, by starting my own line of wooden bottles.

2. To share my knowledge of the martial arts with more ladies. (What? There aren’t enough ninja women…)

3. To become a National Hero.


I hope your dreams too become a reality this year…I know mine will.

This is Ninja Bob saying, “Win in 2010”