Bob Trump, my pursuit of wealth

Lately I’ve been thinking of Donald Trump and Robin Hood , and how I could be more like them. So I have decided to work with the commoners for a short time. I’ve set my eyes on Farmers Markets, I feel this is what Mr. Trump and Mr. Hood would want me to do.

Many of you may not know this, but I am skilled in Copper polishing, with an expertise on copper shoe buckles. It is a lost art. Many people walk around these days with unpolished copper buckles, a travesty to us Polishers.

So bring your buckets, buckles and bowls to Ninja Bob’s Copper Polishing stand, I’ll give them a righteous shine!

- Ninja Bob

Update on Wooden Baby Bottle:
We are still working out the kinks of “Lip Splinters”, no fear though, I am still sanding and moving ahead.